Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 18, 2007

Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying...
Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.

God made the integers; all else is the work of Man...
God made the integers; all else is the work of Man. -- Kronecker

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star...
Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. -- W. Clement Stone

Future will arrive by its own means. Progress not so...
Future will arrive by its own means. Progress not so. -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

There are two problems with a major hangover. You feel like...
There are two problems with a major hangover. You feel like you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't.

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't...
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

Pushing 30 is exercise enough.
Pushing 30 is exercise enough.

All is well that ends well. -- John Heywood
All is well that ends well. -- John Heywood

Every solution breeds new problems.
Every solution breeds new problems.