Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday September 3, 2007

Ego sum ens omnipotens
Ego sum ens omnipotens

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves And as in uffish...
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves And as in uffish thought he stood Did gyre and gimble in the wabe. The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame All mimsy were the borogroves Came whuffling through the tulgey wood And the mome raths outgrabe...

The only certainty is that nothing is certain...
The only certainty is that nothing is certain. -- Pliny the Elder

There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with...
There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor. The crabs, in a lump, Made tracks to her rump - This passing parade did amaze her.

Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.

Ego sum ens omnipotens.
Ego sum ens omnipotens.