Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday June 22, 2012

God is Dead. -- Nietzsche Nietzsche is Dead...
God is Dead. -- Nietzsche Nietzsche is Dead. -- God Nietzsche is God. -- Dead

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...

That's life. What's life? A magazine. How much does...
That's life. What's life? A magazine. How much does it cost? Two-fifty. I only have a dollar. That's life.