Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday June 5, 2012

Couldn't we jury-rig the cat to act as an audio switch,...
Couldn't we jury-rig the cat to act as an audio switch, and have it yell at people to save their core images before logging them out? I'm sure the cattle prod would be effective in this regard. In any case, a traverse mounted iguana, while more...

Occam's eraser: The philosophical principle that even...
Occam's eraser: The philosophical principle that even the simplest solution is bound to have something wrong with it.

Old timer, n.: One who remembers when charity was...
Old timer, n.: One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.