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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday June 12, 2012


There was a young man from Dallas Who had an exceptional...
There was a young man from Dallas Who had an exceptional phallus. He couldn't find room In any girl's womb Without rubbing it first with Vitalis.

The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.
The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.

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