Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday June 25, 2012

JACK AND THE BEANSTACK by Mark...
JACK AND THE BEANSTACK by Mark Isaak Long ago, in a finite state far away, there lived a JOVIAL character named Jack. Jack and his relations were poor. Often their hash table was bare. One day Jack's parent said...

There once was a lady named Myrtle Who had an affair with...
There once was a lady named Myrtle Who had an affair with a turtle. She had crabs, so they say, In a year and a day Which proved that that turtle was fertile.

Only a fool fights in a burning house. -- Kank...
Only a fool fights in a burning house. -- Kank the Klingon, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown

When one knows women one pities men, but when one studies...
When one knows women one pities men, but when one studies men, one excuses women. -- Horne Tooke