Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday June 8, 2012

There was once a programmer who was attached to the court...
There was once a programmer who was attached to the court of the warlord of Wu. The warlord asked the programmer: "Which is easier to design: an accounting package or an operating system?" "An operating system," replied...

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO (or...
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO (or Linux) is the answer. (Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown)

die_if_kernel("Oops", regs, error_code); (From...
die_if_kernel("Oops", regs, error_code); (From linux/arch/i386/mm/fault.c)