Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday March 2, 2016

If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been...
If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. -- Bette Davis

An amazon giantess named Dunne Let a midget screw her for fun...
An amazon giantess named Dunne Let a midget screw her for fun. But the poor little runt Was engulfed in her cunt And re-born as the twin of his son.

There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with...
There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with a fork. He said "When I eat Either fish, foul or flesh, I otherwise finish too quick."

You will be awarded some great honor.
You will be awarded some great honor.

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent...
Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent. -- Wittgenstein

Windows 98 recently won a price as best vacuum cleaner...
Windows 98 recently won a price as best vacuum cleaner ever. Comment from one of the testers: "Windows 98 sucks more than anything..."