Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 29, 2016

A programmer down in Moline Said, I'm the match for...
A programmer down in Moline Said, I'm the match for any machine. My secret's aversion, To loops and recursion, Just acres of in-line routine. -- W.J. Wilson

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

A bit of talcum Is always walcum -- Ogden Nash
A bit of talcum Is always walcum -- Ogden Nash

The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by...
The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by the peck. His father called him, but he could not go, For he loved those peanuts so.