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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 24, 2016


There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There was an old man of Connaught Whose prick was remarkably...
There was an old man of Connaught Whose prick was remarkably short. When he got into bed, The old woman said, "This isn't a prick, it's a wart."

The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.

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