Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday March 28, 2016

There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat,...
There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat. T'was fun in the breeding But hell in the feeding When she found there's no tit for Tat.

There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple...
There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died. While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside.

The Osmonds! You are all Osmonds!! Throwing up on a freeway...
The Osmonds! You are all Osmonds!! Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!!

Today's scientific question is: What in the world...
Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? -- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"