Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday March 25, 2016

There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in...
There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. The pair of them went to Manhasset, (Nan and the man with the asset.)...

All your files have been destroyed (sorry). Paul.
All your files have been destroyed (sorry). Paul.

Compassion -- that's the one things no machine ever had. Maybe...
Compassion -- that's the one things no machine ever had. Maybe it's the one thing that keeps men ahead of them. -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3