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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 17, 2017


A young wife in the outskirts of Reims Preferred frigging...
A young wife in the outskirts of Reims Preferred frigging to going to mass. Said her husband, "Take Jacques, Or any young cock, For I cannot live up to your ass."

Herth's Law: He who turns the other cheek too far gets...
Herth's Law: He who turns the other cheek too far gets it in the neck.

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