Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday April 13, 2017

"Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear...
"Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon."

Old programmers never die, they just become managers.
Old programmers never die, they just become managers.

Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

There was a strong man of Drumrig Who one day did seven times...
There was a strong man of Drumrig Who one day did seven times frig. He buggered three sailors, Four dogs and two tailors, And ended by fucking a pig.

There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would...
There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know, It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line that I can."