Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday April 14, 2017

Major premise: Sixty men can do sixty times as much...
Major premise: Sixty men can do sixty times as much work as one man. Minor premise: A man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds. Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second. Secondary Conclusion: Do you realize...

Majorities, of course, start with minorities...
Majorities, of course, start with minorities. -- Robert Moses

Many of the convicted thieves Parker has met began their life...
Many of the convicted thieves Parker has met began their life of crime after taking college Computer Science courses. -- Roger Rapoport, "Programs for Plunder", Omni, March 1981