Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 15, 2020

University, n.: Like a software house, except...
University, n.: Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix it, and ...

There once was a lady named Carter, Fell in love with a virile...
There once was a lady named Carter, Fell in love with a virile young Tartar. She stripped off his pants, At his prick quickly glanced, And cried: "For that I'll be a martyr!"

[A computer is] like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules...
[A computer is] like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. -- Joseph Campbell