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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 16, 2020


Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed...
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw

An impish young fellow named James Had a passion for idiot...
An impish young fellow named James Had a passion for idiot games. He lighted the hair Of his lady's affair And laughed as she pissed through the flames.

"I turn on my television set. I see a young lady who goes...
"I turn on my television set. I see a young lady who goes under the guise of being a Christian, known all over the nation, dressed in skin-tight leather pants, shaking and wiggling her hips to the beat and rythm of the music as the strobe lights...

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed...
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw

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