Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 2, 2020

Feeling amorous, she looked under the sheets and cried,...
Feeling amorous, she looked under the sheets and cried, "Oh, no, it's Microsoft!"

A cautious young fellow named Tunney Had a whang that was worth...
A cautious young fellow named Tunney Had a whang that was worth any money. When eased in half-way, The girl's sigh made him say, "Why the sigh?" "For the rest of it, honey."

There was a young lady named Bright Who could travel much...
There was a young lady named Bright Who could travel much faster than light. She took off one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night.

Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part...
Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it.