Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 5, 2020

OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything.
OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything.

I/O, I/O, It's off to disk I go, A bit or byte to read...
I/O, I/O, It's off to disk I go, A bit or byte to read or write, I/O, I/O, I/O...

IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS;...
IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS; And everywhere this language went, It was a total loss.

If all be true that I do think, There be five reasons why...
If all be true that I do think, There be five reasons why one should drink; Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why.

If an S and an I and an O and a U With an X at the end spell...
If an S and an I and an O and a U With an X at the end spell Su; And an E and a Y and an E spell I, Pray what is a speller to do? Then, if also an S and an I and a G And an HED spell side, There's nothing much left for a speller to do But to go commit...