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OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything.
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Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
-- Trotsky
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Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2226 of 3566 |
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2227 of 3566 |
Oliver's Law:
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2228 of 3566 |
Omnibiblious, adj.:
Indifferent to type of drink. "Oh, you can get me anything.
I'm omnibiblious."
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OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need four GALLONS of
JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O
as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ... or ... I ... um ...
WHERE'S the WASHING MACHINES?
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On a paper submitted by a physicist colleague:
"This isn't right. This isn't even wrong."
-- Wolfgang Pauli
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only
nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter
what it does.
-- Will Rogers
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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are
created jerks.
-- Avery
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