Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday October 17, 2021

There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill...
There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill to get grist with. The miller's son Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with.

To his bride said the keen-eyed detective, "Can it be that...
To his bride said the keen-eyed detective, "Can it be that my eyesight's defective? Has the east tit the least bit The best of the west tit, Or is it the faulty perspective?"

I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! --...
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.