| Humor: Sunday October 31, 2021 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday October 31, 2021A space shuttle pilot named Ventry,
Made love to a lovely girl...
A space shuttle pilot named Ventry, Made love to a lovely girl sentry. She started to pout, Because it fell out, But the mission was saved by re-entry. A sperm faced, alack and forsooth, His moment of sexual truth... A sperm faced, alack and forsooth, His moment of sexual truth. He'd expected to fall On a womb's spongy wall But was dashed to his death on a tooth. There was a young man from Purdue Who was only just learning... There was a young man from Purdue Who was only just learning to screw, But he hadn't the knack, And he got too far back -- In the right church, but in the wrong pew. This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!! This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!! I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best... I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller! This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!! This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!! Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday October 31, 2021
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