Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 9, 2021

There was a young man of Missouri Who fucked with a terrible...
There was a young man of Missouri Who fucked with a terrible fury. Till hauled into court For his beastial sport, And condemned by a poorly-hung jury.

There was a young woman from Bude, Who went for a swim in...
There was a young woman from Bude, Who went for a swim in the nude, But a man in a punt, Grabbed at her elbow, And said "Hey, lady, you can't swim here, it's private property."