Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 19, 2021

There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful...
There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful ass - It was not round and pink (As you bastards think) But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.

There was a young lady of Fez Who was known to the public...
There was a young lady of Fez Who was known to the public as "Jez." Jezebel was her name, Sucking cocks was the game She excelled at (so everyone says).

There was an old man of Duluth Whose cock was shot off in...
There was an old man of Duluth Whose cock was shot off in his youth. He fucked with his nose And with fingers and toes, And he came through a hole in his tooth.

In a forest a fox bumps into a little rabbit, and says,...
In a forest a fox bumps into a little rabbit, and says, "Hi, Junior, what are you up to?" "I'm writing a dissertation on how rabbits eat foxes," said the rabbit. "Come now, friend rabbit, you know that's...