Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 13, 2021

Ego sum ens omnipotens
Ego sum ens omnipotens

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

There was a young monk from Tibet And this is the damnedest...
There was a young monk from Tibet And this is the damnedest one yet His cock was so long And incredibly strong That he buggered six Greeks en brochette.

Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what...
Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have.