Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 10, 2021

"Yow! Am I having fun yet?" -- Zippy...
"Yow! Am I having fun yet?" -- Zippy the Pinhead

A very intelligent turtle Found programming UNIX a hurdle ...
A very intelligent turtle Found programming UNIX a hurdle The system, you see, Ran as slow as did he, And that's not saying much for the turtle.

There was a young man of Dumfries Who said to his girl,...
There was a young man of Dumfries Who said to his girl, "If you please, It would give me great bliss If, while playing with this, You would pay some attention to these!"

Your CHEEKS sit like twin NECTARINES above a MOUTH that knows...
Your CHEEKS sit like twin NECTARINES above a MOUTH that knows no BOUNDS --

"You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never...
"You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct." - M. Somerset Maugham