Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 31, 2021

"Violence accomplishes nothing." What a contemptible...
"Violence accomplishes nothing." What a contemptible lie! Raw, naked violence has settled more issues throughout history than any other method ever employed. Perhaps the city fathers of Carthage could debate the issue, with Hitler...

Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature...
Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast. "I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one. "Tell me," replied his friend,...

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. But he looked in the glass, And saw his own ass, And broke his neck trying to fuck it.

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!

Lisp Users: Due to the holiday next Monday, there will be...
Lisp Users: Due to the holiday next Monday, there will be no garbage collection.

Zeus gave Leda the bird.
Zeus gave Leda the bird.