Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday December 18, 2021

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't...
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.
Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.

There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to...
There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one." She replied, "'Pon my soul, You're in the wrong hole; There's plenty of room in the right one."

"Oh, I've seen copies [of Linux Journal] around...
"Oh, I've seen copies [of Linux Journal] around the terminal room at The Labs." (By Dennis Ritchie)