Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday December 25, 2021

A hearty young fellow named Yost Once had an affair with...
A hearty young fellow named Yost Once had an affair with a ghost. At the height of the spasm The poor ectoplasm Cried, "Goodie, I feel it ... almost."

There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of...
There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow. He said to his tart, "How's this for a start? My balls are outside in a barrow."

Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.
Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.