Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday December 2, 2021

There was a young fellow named Sweeney, Whose girl was...
There was a young fellow named Sweeney, Whose girl was a terrible meanie, The hatch of her snatch, Had a catch that would latch, She could only be screwed by Houdini.

Real Users know your home telephone number.
Real Users know your home telephone number.

One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three...
One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible. Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought, a rivalry of aim. -- Henry Brook Adams

I have accepted Provolone into my life!
I have accepted Provolone into my life!

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!