| Humor: Monday January 17, 2022 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 17, 2022In the east there is a shark which is larger than all other...
In the east there is a shark which is larger than all other fish. It changes into a bird whose winds are like clouds filling the sky. When this bird moves across the land, it brings a message from Corporate Headquarters. This message it drops into... Are we THERE yet? Are we THERE yet? This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!! This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!! YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!! YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!! Something better... 13 (sympathetic): Oh, What happened?... Something better... 13 (sympathetic): Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? 14 (complimentary): You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. 15 (scientific): Say, does that thing there influence... Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in... Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. -- Dr. Laurence J. Peter Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 17, 2022
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