Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 9, 2022

"Fucked by the finger of Fate!" Bewailed a young...
"Fucked by the finger of Fate!" Bewailed a young fellow named Tate. "Since dating Miss Baugh, My whole tongue has been raw-- It must have been something I ate."

There was a young girl of Des Moines Whose cunt could be fitted...
There was a young girl of Des Moines Whose cunt could be fitted with coins, Till a guy from Hoboken Went and dropped in a token, And now she rides free on the ferry.

There was a young lady at sea Who said, "God, how it hurts...
There was a young lady at sea Who said, "God, how it hurts me to pee." "I see," said the mate, "That accounts for the state Of the captain, the purser, and me."