Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 10, 2024

There was a young lady of Bude Who walked down the street...
There was a young lady of Bude Who walked down the street in the nude. A bobby said, "Whattum Magnificent bottom!" And slapped it as hard as he could.

There was a young lady of Wheeling Who professed to lack sexual...
There was a young lady of Wheeling Who professed to lack sexual feeling. But a cynic named Boris Just touched her clitoris, And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.