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You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare...
You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.

There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in...
There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was ugly as shit, And missing one tit, But think of the money he saves.

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