A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left...A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along
And, unless I am wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.
A do-it-yourselfer named Alice,
Used a dynamite stick for...A do-it-yourselfer named Alice,
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
She blew her vagina
To South Carolina,
And her tits landed somewhere in Dallas.
A cute friend of hers, Fanny Hill,
Used two dynamite sticks for a dil.
They...
A green-thumbed young farmer from Leeds
Once swallowed...A green-thumbed young farmer from Leeds
Once swallowed a package of seeds.
In a month, his ass
Was covered with grass
And his balls were grown over with weeds.
A hearty young fellow named Yost
Once had an affair with...A hearty young fellow named Yost
Once had an affair with a ghost.
At the height of the spasm
The poor ectoplasm
Cried, "Goodie, I feel it ... almost."
A huge-organed female in Dallas,
Named Alice, who yearned for...A huge-organed female in Dallas,
Named Alice, who yearned for a phallus,
Was virgo intacto,
Because, ipso facto,
No phallus in Dallas fit Alice.
An innocent maiden named Herridge
Was cruelly tricked...An innocent maiden named Herridge
Was cruelly tricked ito marriage;
When she later found out
What her spouse was about,
She threw herself under a carriage.
-- Edward Gorey