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He who is known as an early riser need not get up until noon.
He who is known as an early riser need not get up until noon.

A lady with features cherubic Was famed for her area pubic...
A lady with features cherubic Was famed for her area pubic. When they asked her its size She replied in surprise, "Are you speaking of square feet, or cubic?"

You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.
You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #19 A: ...
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #19 A: To be or not to be. Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?

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