Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 13, 2024

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit...
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward. -- John Maynard Keynes

A lady both callous and brash Met a man with a vast black...
A lady both callous and brash Met a man with a vast black moustache; She cried, "Shave it, O do! And I'll put it with glue On my hat as a sort of panache." -- Edward Gorey