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Farmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more
stressful than divorce.
-- Wall Street Journal
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1515 of 2182 |
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
-- Victor Hugo
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1516 of 2182 |
Fast, cheap, good: pick two.
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Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
-- Han Solo
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1518 of 2182 |
Faster, faster, you fool, you fool!
-- Bill Cosby
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1519 of 2182 |
Fat Liberation: because a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1520 of 2182 |
Fat people of the world unite, we've got nothing to lose!
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Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex.
Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?
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Fats Loves Madelyn.
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