Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday January 12, 2021

"Avoid revolution or expect to get shot. Mother and...
"Avoid revolution or expect to get shot. Mother and I will grieve, but we will gladly buy a dinner for the National Guardsman who shot you." -- Dr. Paul Williamson, father of a Kent State student

I develop for Linux for a living, I used to develop...
I develop for Linux for a living, I used to develop for DOS. Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117. (By entropy@world.std.com, Lawrence Foard)