Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday January 31, 2021

There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with...
There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor. The crabs, in a lump, Made tracks to her rump - This passing parade did amaze her.

Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule...
Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

HOGAN'S HEROES DRINKING GAME -- Take a shot every...
HOGAN'S HEROES DRINKING GAME -- Take a shot every time: -- Sergeant Schultz says, "I knoooooowww nooooothing!" -- General Burkhalter or Major Hochstetter intimidate/insult Colonel Klink. -- Colonel Klink falls for Colonel Hogan's...