Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday January 16, 2021

There was a young lady of Spain Who took down her pants on...
There was a young lady of Spain Who took down her pants on a train. There was a young porter Saw more than he orter, And asked her to do it again.

There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of...
There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of a pin. Said his girl with a laugh As she felt his staff, "This won't be much of a sin."