| Humor: Tuesday January 19, 2021 - Worst of Fortunes |
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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday January 19, 2021A despairing old landlord named Fyfe,
With a frigid...
A despairing old landlord named Fyfe, With a frigid and quarrelsome wife, Let his third-story front, To a willing young cunt, Who supplied him a new lease on life! A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints... A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints in their niches stir And each morning at matin Her breast in pink satin Made the bishop of Chichester's breeches stir. There was a young girl named Heather Whose twitcher was made... There was a young girl named Heather Whose twitcher was made out of leather. She made a queer noise, Which attracted the boys, By flapping the edges together. Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday January 19, 2021
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