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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday September 16, 2021


Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but...
Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

There was a young idler named Blood, Made a fortune performing...
There was a young idler named Blood, Made a fortune performing at stud, With a fifteen-inch peter, A double-beat metre, And a load like the Biblical Flood.

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