Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday September 24, 2021

A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? I am not I, I'm...
A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? I am not I, I'm a tree." But another, more sane, Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!" And covered his pants leg with pee.

There once was a girl named Priscilla Whose vagina was flavored...
There once was a girl named Priscilla Whose vagina was flavored vanilla. The taste was so fine Man and beast stood in line (Including a stud armadilla).

Knowledge, sir, should be free to all! -- Harry...
Knowledge, sir, should be free to all! -- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3