Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday September 23, 2021

There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed...
There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. When his date was strapped in, He committed a sin, without ever leaving the garage.

There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse,...
There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse, and died. He had a twin brother Who fell in another And now they're interred side by side.

QOTD: "I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing...
QOTD: "I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass."