Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday June 11, 2024

There was a young girl who begat Three brats, by name Nat, Pat,...
There was a young girl who begat Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat. It was fun in the breeding, But hell in the feeding, When she found there was no tit for Tat.

There was a young hayseed from Tiffan Whose cock would...
There was a young hayseed from Tiffan Whose cock would constantly stiffen. The knob out in front Attracted foul cunt Which he greatly delighted in sniffin'.

94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang...
94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.