Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday June 15, 2024

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney So just to be couth He added vermouth And slipped his best girl a martini.

There was a young maiden from Osset Whose quim was nine inches...
There was a young maiden from Osset Whose quim was nine inches across it. Said a young man named Tong, With tool nine inches long, "I'll put bugger-in if I loss it."

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him...
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him a rock.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with...
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.