Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday June 27, 2024

A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, ...
A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus eight Is his phone number -- give him a call...

There was a young man of Dumfries Who said to his girl,...
There was a young man of Dumfries Who said to his girl, "If you please, It would give me great bliss If, while playing with this, You would pay some attention to these!"

There was a young man of Toulouse Who had a deficient prepuce, ...
There was a young man of Toulouse Who had a deficient prepuce, But the foreskin he lacked He made up in his sac; The result was, his balls were too loose.

There was a young monk of Dundee Who complained that it hurt...
There was a young monk of Dundee Who complained that it hurt him to pee, He said, "Pax vobiscum, Now why won't the piss come? I'm afraid I've the c-l-a-p."