Freebsd Fortunes 3

Egotism, n:
        Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.

Egotist, n:
        A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

egrep -n '^[a-z].*(' $ | sort -t':' +2.0

Ehrman's Commentary:
        1.  Things will get worse before they get better.
        2.  Who said things would get better?

Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees.
                -- Ronald Reagan, famous movie star

...eighty years later he could still recall with the young pang of his
original joy his falling in love with Ada.
                -- Nabokov

Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because
God is not capricious or arbitrary.  No such faith comforts the software
engineer.
                -- Fred Brooks

Eisenhower was very nice,
Nixon was his only vice.
                -- C. Degen

Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.
                -- Groucho Marx' last words

ELBONICS:
        The actions of two people maneuvering for one
        armrest in a movie theatre.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Eleanor Rigby
Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen
Lives in a dream
Waits for a signal, finding some code that will
        make the machine do some more.
What is it for?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Hacker MacKensie
Writing the code for a program that no one will run
It's nearly done
Look at him working, fixing the bugs in the night when there's
        nobody there.
What does he care?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
Ah, look at all the lonely users.
Ah, look at all the lonely users.