|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1911 of 2182|
God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.
-- Samuel Butler
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1912 of 2182|
By the time you get to the point where you can make ends meet,
somebody moves the ends.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1913 of 2182|
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1914 of 2182|
Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school
make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1915 of 2182|
A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It
is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich
men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons,
although gold hasn't done anything to them.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1916 of 2182|
1. Always hire a rich attorney.
2. Never buy from a rich salesman.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1917 of 2182|
Goldfish... what stupid animals. Even Wayne Cody stops
eating before he bursts.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1918 of 2182|
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1919 of 2182|
(1) A backscratcher will always find new itches.
(2) Time accelerates.
(3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away.
|Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1920 of 2182|
Gone With The Wind LITE(tm)
-- by Margaret Mitchell
A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.
Gift of the Magii LITE(tm)
-- by O. Henry
A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences.
The Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm)
-- by Ernest Hemingway
An old man goes fishing, but doesn't have much luck.
Diary of a Young Girl LITE(tm)
-- by Anne Frank
A young girl hides in an attic but is discovered.